And it's not a fresh barrel, there were apples in there, and now it's mouldy as hell.įor starters, let's get this out of the way. The most important word out of all of these would be 'had', because 3 albums of his bullshit destroying decent tracks have made me want to kill myself in a way that can be best summarized as "mildly uncomfortable degloving".
Don't look that up, it's exactly what you think it is, and I'm not going to be held responsible for you understanding my metaphor. Literally all the music in this game is remixed eurobeat mixed with the origin of Crazy Frog, i.e. pitched-up sounds of a man making an impression of an F1 racer.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.įor those who are observant enough to realize that this doesn't look like a PS2 screenshot, you would be correct! I've been using screenshots from multiple system. The single-player ones are from PC, while the multi-player ones are from the PS2.
I would pretend to say that "I care about quality too much", hence why I'm using higher-res PC screenshots, but the actual reason was that I played this game 2 years ago on PC to the exact day of me writing this review, and I've never used the footage from it. I wanted to delete it, but I want to bash this thing's face in more. That's 10GB of storage space I'm only going to get back after this "review" goes up because I can finally be done with this annoying thing. To clarify further, I had a pirate copy of the game originally on PC and then I found an actual copy on PS2. That boxart is scanned from my own personal collection. I did manage to get my best friend to spend 20 minutes playing it with me, to which his response was the same as my own. Then again, I don't know if he even remembers Crazy Frog, as he was humming the Gummy Bear song under his breath while we tortured ourselves for the sole purpose of getting screenshots. You know what the saddest thing is? By show of hands, who here remembers the music videos they made for Crazy Frog? The ones that used to play on MTV. Okay, for starters, you should probably put your hand down, I don't actually have a way to see you. Second, do you see the problem with this video? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you think for a few seconds on it.